Thursday, December 20, 2012

32 Year Ago Today, Brent Bateman appeared over the AP Wire, Today Bateman is Suing the AP for $24 Billion

FRAUD Filmmaker and Cookies To College Founder Brent
Bateman with his dog Muffins, delivering his 82-paper Route
in Rock Island Illinois circa 1980. BRENT BATEMAN v.
Associated Press, et al begins January 7th, 2013 @ Central
District Federal Court in downtown Los Angeles. 
Newswire.  Los Angeles - Thirty-Two years-ago today, FRAUD Filmmaker and Cookies To College Founder Brent Bateman made his third Associated Press appearance.  A photo of him published in his local newspaper, The Rock Island Argus, on December 20th, 1980, caught a picture of Bateman delivering his 82-paper, paper route in Rock Island, Illinois, he had for almost five years, using a wheel barrel and roller skates.

"I had 82 papers everyday.  It was freezing in the winter, and snow sometimes up to a foot tall.  So I just thought it would be easier to get my papers delivered faster.  I used to have to go back and forth over four blocks to get half the papers, and then I came up with the wheel barrel idea and roller skates idea.  My brothers started copying me and a few weeks later the people of my neighborhood started calling the paper.  The next thing I know this guy walks up to me with a giant old camera and says, "Hey Brent, can I take some pictures of you delivering your papers. And the rest is history," Bateman laughed.

"I got letters from people all across America after that photo was taken. People wishing me luck. In fact, Jim Henson wrote me a letter with the clipping from his local area newspaper with a short little note that said, "One day you will do great things.  Great job Brent Bateman, and I was so excited.  I grew up on Sesame Street.   I mean I worshiped the Cookie Monster and Grover, " Bateman explains.

With the announcement today of the Buddy The Cookie Introduction Concert for Education in March of 2013, and Bateman's twenty-four billion dollar federal trial getting underway on January 7th, 2013 @ Central District Court in downtown Los Angeles, Brent says he's taking it all in stride.

"It was thirty-two long years ago that I appeared in print delivering newspapers, then I delivered pizzas in high school for Domino's and then in college for Pizza Hut, then I delivered cash money as a casino dealer and pit boss touching more than one billion dollars in real cold hard cash.  Then I delivered the news covering the 1996 Presidential election for CBS in Iowa and Illinois,  now I'm delivering Buddy's cookies for education," Brent says as he smiles, offering me a real chocolate chip cookie right from his oven.

"It was written in my cards long ago.  Do you know what my dog's name in that photo was?  Muffins.  That's right, Muffins, now I'm delivering cookies, and my dad Lee Buddy Bateman and my Muffins are watching all of this unfold from the other side, in a beautiful place called Heaven, and they are both laughing out loud and cheering me on," Bateman goes on.


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By: Colin Lee 

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

United States Media Declares Illegal Monopoly in 24 Billion Dollar Federal Trail

Filmmaker Brent Bateman.  Bateman v. Associated
Press et, at
begins 1.7.2013 @ Central District Court
in Los Angeles, California.   
Newswire.  Los Angeles - FRAUD Filmmaker Brent Bateman received five of the eight proof of service notices and acknowledgements of receipt of summons and complaint today at his Los Angeles area home by what he calls,  "ONE "Rent-A-Lawyer," law firm named Caldwell Leslie in downtown Los Angeles.

"I've filed a twenty-four billion dollar lawsuit against the top seven media giants that control 92% of the United States press, news, music, entertainment, and financial releases, and all five of these corporations have banned together and elected to hire ONE scam artist law firm whose representing these fraud Corporate attorneys with no true knowledge of the law that are simply shells who are also in Vice President Positions of these media giants.  Today was actually the best day of this lawsuit," Bateman goes on.

"Time Warner, News Corporation, Viacom, Inc., Walt Disney Company, and NBC Universal, the five communist shells for the murderous and genocidal Barack Hussein Obama Cult have just admitted to the world on fucking record that yes indeed, they hold a total monopoly on the Untied States media, which is what I have argued in my complaint.,"  Bateman says.

"Look at it this way.  There are tens-of-millions of shareholders who hold stock in all five of these media giants, and their duty as corporations is to "serve the best interest" of their shareholders and the world public at large.  Pimping out a "rent-a-lawyer" to represent tens-of-millions of shareholders and stockholders in a twenty-four billion dollar lawsuit is reckless and bordering on unethical.  I cannot wait until this grotesque, sickening, and treasonous media is forced to admit they have inadvertently just exposed their illegal, fraudulent, and criminal shill for the United States of Israel, and I will prove this in court.  Then all hell is going to break loose around the world...Mark my words," Bateman chirped.


Let the fireworks begin January 7th, 2013 for Bateman's first court appearance in what will become the civil trial of the century.

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By: John W. Booth


                  

                   

                   

Monday, December 10, 2012

Introducing Buddy The Cookie...A Concert For Education

Dolores Mission Catholic School, East Los Angeles, California, the first school
school ever enrolled in the Cookies To College Program.    
Newswire.  Los Angeles - Cookies To College Founder Brent Bateman announced today that his non-profit fundraising organization will host what he is calling the "Live Concert of the Century," with a three-day line-up loaded with legendary musical acts over the past 50 years that will make for headlines around the world.

"I just launched Live in HD, my newest forty-million dollar sensation which delivers HD quality LIVE broadcast online streaming content, and Live in HD will begin to create its own new international and worldwide market.  The current worldwide distribution model for broadcast online pay-per-view content is simply missing the boat.  I've created another billion-dollar-a-year revenue stream for the entertainment and music business, and what a great way to launch this amazing "at your fingertips" broadcast network with a Concert For Education, Bateman said today from his Los Angeles area home.

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Introducing Buddy The Cookie...A Concert for Education is slated for March 15th 16th, and 17th in Hollywood California, and Bateman says once he reveals the location, the international buzz will begin and it will be a glorious day for education and fundraising.


"We have the ability to raise tens of millions of dollars for education in three short nights in Hollywood.  What better way to educate, inspire, and share the gifts of music with the world while raking in millions for our deserving students and their future college and educational costs.  Music is the only reason I'm still alive and healthy today, it moves the soul, and when we release the BILL for this once-in-a-lifetime historical music event, we'll sell-out in less then a few days, and the whole world will fall madly in love with Buddy The Cookie and the movement we'll birth with this amazing concert," Bateman smiles.

Stay Tuned to Daily News Press for exclusive coverage of this upcoming 2013 Concert for Education.

By:  Eugene Field

Saturday, December 8, 2012

FRAUD Filmmaker Illegally Searched by Federal Agents on His Own Property

Lincoln "Boo'Boo" Bubbins, Bateman's Malti-Poo
he named after 16th President of the United States.
12.6.2013
Newswire.  Los Angeles - FRAUD Filmmaker Brent Bateman was illegal searched and verbally threatened by Federal Agents on his own property yesterday at his local area Los Angeles home by three, twenty-something-year-old, ignorant, and uneducated United Stated Federal Postal Inspectors because of a falsified "dog bite" incident in April that Bateman says now will force a meeting with Los Angeles County Sheriff Lee Baca regarding county Sheriff's rights and duties, along with the powers granted to them and local law enforcement under the constitution of the United States of America.

According tho Bateman, in June of 2012, a black male postal carrier delivering mail to Bateman's home claimed he had been bitten through a letter sized mail slot on Bateman's front door by his dog Lincoln, while  three people in his house were watching this incident take place, and Bateman says there was never a dog bite.

"This liar postal carrier reported a fake and 100% fabricated incident to the Postal Service.  I received a letter four days letter from one Mary Jane Smith, the local area Postmaster General, who committed FELONY FRAUD in this federal agency document stating that "after an investigation was completed, we have determined that your dog bit our postal carrier," and the letter went on to say that if I did not spend my own money and build a mailbox on the STREET, the Postal Service would illegal hold my mail, in which they now have done for more than six months."

After more than ninety-five phone calls Bateman placed to Mary Jane Smih, the local Postmaster General, and then Rick West, the Los Angeles area Postmaster General District Manager, Bateman never received one phone call back.  Only after Bateman sent a letter in August to Mary Jane Smith threatening to sue the United States Postal Service for illegally hijacking his mail, did the felony committing Mary Jane Smith contact Bateman back to again threaten him over the phone the discontinuation of his mail unless he complied with her communist, and now her felony crime ridden comments and letter.  

After Bateman told Smith, and several agents of the FBI by phone two weeks ago after another postal carrier threatened Bateman and came after him on foot with his postal carrier bag over his shoulder, that Smith had committed a felony crime according to federal law, the FBI laughed at Bateman on the phone several times, and hung up on him on three occasions.

"Finally after another call and a local "duty agent" is what these criminals at the FBI are calling themselves, acting as illegal pawns for the Hussein Obama Cult, never revealing their name, badge number, or their identity for that matter, listened to my story and then he said, yeah, go ahead and fax us that document over, knowing they would never do a thing about it or even spend a second investigating it," Bateman rattles off.

"Mary Jane Smith nor any Postal Inspector ever came to my house to investigate a single thing.  What this fucking bitch did was simply take a piece of mail at the post office that was addressed to my home address, which happened to have my name on it, and sent it to me.  In fact, a postal supervisor from Smith's postal service office location named Debbie, came to my house three days later and admitted to me that there was no one ounce of investigation done or completed by either herself, the postal inspectors, Mary Jane Smith, or anyone at the postal service, and in fact, there was never any investigation, and she said there was no way physically possible for my dog to stick his mouth through our mail slot on my door, making it impossible to bite anyone.  My dog has never bit a soul in his two year old life.  He's the sweetest creature I've ever been blessed with,"  Bateman said.

Smith acted illegally by informing Bateman in a "federal agency document, i.e. a letter, that an investigation into this alleged and falsified "dog-biting" incident had taken place and been completed.   In fact, there was never an investigation according to Bateman, which is the scary part after you hear what happens next.

"It's a felony crime for lying to Federal Agents, under Title 18, United States Code, Section 1001, and that is exactly what Mary Jane Smith did, and I have evidence and proof of that, so I want her arrested and detained for this crime that has now caused me to be illegally searched, bullied, and now threatened by a little vagina with a gun who has no concept of the rule of law in this country.  I don't think so, not in my lifetime.  I've had enough from this grotesque federal government, and all these completely ignorant law enforcement agencies with no education or clue about our laws, or rights, or our civil liberties," Bateman goes on. 

On Friday morning, Bateman was then awakened to three Federal agents brandishing guns, forcing Bateman up against the wall of his own front porch, to be illegally searched for weapons, after Bateman informed all three "federal agents" that they had no right to search him illegally on his own property without cause, and there was no cause only another lie committed by a Federal Postal employee.

"The little queer who was frisking me started grabbing my balls and my nut sack, so I grabbed his hand, shoved it away, and said, "That's enough.  Get your hands off me you little pervert."

After a forty-five minute conversation, Bateman agreed to place a mailbox outside his house, but not on his street, as that would have cost Bateman hundreds of dollars, not to mention the liability of anyone breaking into his mailbox and stealing his private mail.

Then the incident turned ugly and more illegal just an hour later when Federal Postal Inspector Tania Ohanessian, and her two Postal Inspector idiot cohorts, knocked again at Bateman's door, this time to inform him that the have changed their minds and that he would now again have to spend his own money and place a mailbox on the curb, or else they will not deliver his mail, and forget the arrangement they had agreed upon just an hour earlier. 

"It was over at that point for this little felony crime committing Tania.  I said, "Get off my property now, and after yelling at them for more than five more minutes to get the fuck off of my property, this little bitch Tania Ohanessian refused to get off my property.  It was not until I walked into my house to get my phone and told her I was calling the police if she and her little idiots would not get of my property, that this little bitch stepped of my property.  For almost five minutes none of the three would leave my property after I instructed them on more than 100 occasions to get off my property."

Bateman says he then called the North Hollywood Police Department, where the watch commander's office laughed at Bateman and told him Federal Agents can do whatever they want to him or his property, and they told Bateman that he should call the FBI.  So he did.  After spending an hour on the phone yelling at FBI agents who clearly know nothing about the law or the constitution, Bateman was shocked to learn how ignorant and arrogant law enforcement in this country has become. 

"The fucking FBI does not abide by nor do they even know a single thing about the Constitution of the United States except its name, or the constitutional laws of any of the states.  I was almost ripping my hair out yesterday as this little communist from the FBI who told me to stop calling them and who hung up the phone on me three times," Bateman barks. 

Bateman then called the Los Angeles County Sheriff's office, who again laughed at Bateman, hung up on him four times, and then told him that the North Hollywood police department takes over COUNTY jurisdiction in Valley Village, where Bateman's home is located, and they would "never send a sheriff to his house" to protect him from the illegal search and felony crimes that have been committed by the United States Postal Service employees and their uneducated and completely ignorant little Obama cult sheeple carrying guns posing as federal agents.

The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department, nor the North Hollywood Police Department would send any officer to Bateman's home to "serve and protect" him his his own property from an illegal search, or the felony crimes committed by the United States Postal Employees, and now three United States Postal Inspectors, after more than ten phone calls to each law enforcement entities who by law must "serve and protect" all the Citizens of their jurisdiction. 

"What scared me the most is that these little children in their 20's are carrying guns around with them showing them off like they just won them at some carnival.  I can guarantee you I will force the County of Los Angeles to report this crime, apprehend these "federal agent" criminals, and then I will sue all of these entities involved, in state and federal court.  You cannot beat the California Constitution and United States Tenth Amendment of the United States.  The local county Sheriff is the only law enforcement agency that has the power to arrest, apprehend, and jail anyone in his or her own county, and that includes the illegal alien occupying the White House, and it also includes "serving and protecting" the Citizens of your county from illegal encroachment of the federal government," Bateman says.


"If Barack Hussein Obama, the illegal Usurper-In-Thief of the United States, ever touched down in Maricopa County in Arizona, Sheriff Joe Apario has 100% legal and full-proof authority, per the 10th Amendment of the United States Constitution, to arrest, and jail the filthy muslim from Kenya, and Hussein Obama knows it.  Why do you think the jews of Israel running the United States government keep the FRAUD away from the red states.  His days are numbered, and he know it," Bateman goes on.

"It's my twenty-four billion dollar federal trial against the media that will expose the Hussein Obama birth certificate FRAUD, constituting thousands of felony crimes committed by thousands of treasonous federal employees amd media pigs.  It's time to arrest and apprehend all of these people and clean-up America from this filth eroding our shores,"  Bateman quipped. 

As BRENT BATEMAN v. Associated Press. et al heads into its first court date appearance, January 7th, 2013 @ 312 North Spring Street in Los Angeles, we can only hope a live network steps forward to report on this federal case that will free the people of America from the shackles of the filthy and murderous state of Israel and the treasonous, murderous, and genocidal pigs running the federal government.

By:  Thomas F. Paine 

Thursday, December 6, 2012

FRAUD Filmmaker Serves up Twenty-Four Billion Dollar "Treble Damages" Federal Lawsuit to World Media

FRAUD Filmmaker Brent Bateman at the United Sates Postal
Service serving up his now Twenty-Four Billion Dollar Federal
Lawsuit happening as the media remain silent.  12.6.2012.
Newswire.  Los Angeles - FRAUD Filmmaker Brent Bateman served up the rest of the world's criminal and treasonous media this afternoon that include Reuters in the United Kingdom for Compliance, and Reuters Australia for Regulatory, the Obama Cult charter member and Associated Press retarded step-sister, The New York Times, The Washington Post, United Press International, Gannett, Inc., Tribune Company, E.W. Scripps, McGraw Hill Companies, and Freedom Communications, who are all participating in the biggest felony and treasonous fraud in the history of the world.  These 10 organizations, along with the Associated Press and the other seven codefendan's, control 97% of the world press.

"Reuters owns fucking Elite Magazine and West Law Group.  If you don't see a conflict of interest in that on top of owning the world's largest wire service.  It's a gross sickening joke and disgrace that the world is so controlled by such a criminal cabal of lunatics," Bateman said as he marched into his local area Postal Office to pose for a shot that will become world famous soon enough.

Bateman served what's called a Certificate and Notice of Interested Parties, as Bateman's federal lawsuit will expose all these entities and organizations of breaking the same laws in the United States as the Associated Press and the seven active codefendant's in BRENT BATEMAN v. Associated Press et al.  The first motion date for trial is set at 10 A.M. January 7th, 2013 at 312 North Spring Street @ the United States Federal District Court, Central Division in downtown Los Angeles.  I suggest showing up early and with cameras for a shot at Bateman in and out of this hearing, as it will force the discovery of not only the Barack Hussein Obama birth FRAUD, but also the Osama Bin Laden Death Hoax perpetrated by the CIA.  

BRENT BATEMAN v. Associated Press et al,
will trigger "treble damages" and reach Twenty-Four
billion in damages by law Bateman is seeking. 
"My case is going to destroy the world media, expose it for the grotesque thing its become, and it will cease to exist in its current fashion after I'm finished with these criminal pigs in a court of law.  I know the law better than most of these pigs and I'm going to hang them out to dry for the world to see.  Let the people of the world see their lies, manipulation, and filth, then the people of the world...they can decide what we should do with these people committing treason, war, torture, and genocide through their illegal and fictitious shells for the murderous drug dealing CIA and the filthy state of Israel,"  Bateman said as he quietly moves in and out of line to serve up this now Twenty-Four Billion dollar case, as he complaint calls for  "treble damages" under the Clayton Act of 1914, and it gives Bateman the ability to collect "treble, or three times" the amount sought in the original complaint, which is currently eight billion dollars, and that's BILLION with a B like Brent and B like Bateman.

As the media continues to remain silent, the folklore, the Internet buzz, and  the facebook whispers are all talking about Brent Bateman, his FRAUD film, his now upcoming Twenty-Four Billion Dollar Federal Trial, and he's got the evidence, the knowledge of the law, and the constitution of the United States on his side.

Once these media entities are served over the course of the next ten days, the media circus around BRENT BATEMAN v. Associated Press should begin.  If if does not, mark my words, this case inside a courtroom will force the arrest of Barack Hussein Obama by United States Marshals, along with all of his cohorts and charlatans, who will be drug by shackles beside this filthy muslim murderer from Kenya and into the nearest FEMA camp, all at the will of the people and according to the constitution of the United States of America, not the United Sates of filthy Israel.

                 
In addition, Bateman has secretly subpoenaed Sheriff Joseph Arpiao to appear in Central District Federal Court on January 7th, 2013 @ Central District Court, 312 N. Spring Street.  Although Bateman would not go into specifics, he assured me that Barack Hussein Obama will go to prison and be charged with hundreds of acts of treason according to the United States Constitution.

Go Brent Bateman Go.

By:  Caroline Massey